Just so everyone is aware of what is going on:

I am wearing my straw hat at work at my desk in the office in my rolling chair and it is cloudy and bitterly cold outside and there is not any yellow in the sunshine at all. I have lace shoes on and am generally making a springtime spectacle of myself. I have a sore arm and a prescription for typhoid vaccine. I have a spreadsheet and a Google map and a list one mile - no, kilometer long. I have two ounce sunscreen and two ounce men's deodorant, which was the best smelling option. I have a smile on my face (OK, that's a lie) and a song in my heart and a 463 page novel to read.

Instead of working hard I am testing all the office pens to make sure they still work. If they don't, I will throw them away.

I just found one that has four color options; red, green, blue, or black. What. An. Exciting. World. We. Live. In.