On Mania;

AND THE FINE LINE BETWEEN COFFEE INTAKE AND MENTAL ILLNESS:

As Amy Winehouse sings, "she is plagued with urgency." Oh baby bring it all to me. Bring it on, bring it on. Let's get it started... in here. Immediacy, the great addiction of our generation. I can still hear the grinding sound of dial-up internet in my head, maybe you can, too. Remember this song?

I want to take over the world, build an internet empire. I want to cook dinner every night and remember to pack my minty lip balm, I want meaningful work but don't you dare set any spreadsheet deadlines because I have seven blogs to write-right now. I want to read all those books on my list but slowly, but immediately. Crank up the Le Tigre and pour me another cuz it's Thursday, fuckers, and I got shit to do.