Anx anx anx anx anx anx

That is the noise made by the elusive Anxietatis Pontificus Nervicus, the sightless and nocturnal rodent who is drawn out of his hole only by the wafting fumes of nervous sweat.

Other things that he likes include but are not limited to: to-do lists, bitten fingernails, crossed eyes, temporomandibular joint and muscle disorders (TMJ), trans-Atlantic voyages and airport security lines, liquid soap in two ounce clear plastic bottles, school, homework, assignments, and deadlines of any kind at all.

There is one of them living under my desk and lots of them under the subway.

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